Can you say: Reverting?

I know most of you think that the majority of my posts are centered around humorous bodily functions, but this one takes first place... at least this week.

We had Travis (Beavis) and Amy up over the weekend to come play. Their little guys played great with ours, especially Hallie and Mikayla (boy I hope I spelled that right, we had a rant about people misspelling our kids names...). On the way home from dinner, the girls were in the back of the van screaming in unison and having a great time. After a few minutes Hallie starts up a song "I-ah-I peee--eeeeEEEEEEd in my caaaarrr-seeeeeeat!"

She has played jokes on us in the past. Once she came up to me holding something in the front of her traditional "preee dress": "Dad.... I pooped." Oh, that was about enough to get me to chuck, then she says "Juss kiddin'" and drops the ball she was holding there. So we wondered if this was a joke too, so we asked again and again if she was serious. Each time, the response came back as a higher and louder version of the above song.

Wow.

So today Annie and Mom are napping and Hallie and I are playing with her toys in the front room. She took off her clothes and walked back to the playroom. Totally normal for her, so I got on here to check things out.

Few minutes later she comes back out "Dad, the baby toilet is too small and it is broken and doesn't flush so I peed on it and I need you to fix it for me." Sure enough, not a joke again as the picture will attest to. Then she has the gall to ask me for candy.

Double wow.

Annie has been better in the bathroom area this time, but she still made post-worthy accomplishments this time.

We always go in to look at our girls when they crash for the night, to make sure that they are covered up and not falling out of bed, or that they are not in each others beds etc... (also to remind us of how cute they can be when not screaming, peeing, or hitting...)

I wish that I had taken a top-down picture of this. Her face was smashed up against the bed-rail, and she was just sleeping away peacefully like she didn't have a two inch piece of wood crushing her nose.


Then this morning all the kids were back playing while the rest of us were eating breakfast. All of a sudden you can hear Annie screaming the hurt scream. She has been getting her feet caught in almost everything (we can't figure out how or why, but she does) so we were ready for a broken leg or something. Instead Bree finds Annie with her head planted firmly against the handlebars of Hallies trike. Upon attempting to lift her head, she found that her mouth was stuck to the bell on the handlebars.

Yeah.

I included a picture just so you can see what I am talking about. It seemed like the edge of the bell was digging into the roof of her mouth, so she was just bent over this bike, screaming and trying to pull her head up.

The pictures aren't working right now, so follow this link and you can see those that I wanted to include...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/18073942@N04/?saved=1