Finally! PROOF!

You may be searching this interweb asking yourself: "Who really is the greatest Mom in the whole entire world?" Well weary traveler, pull yourself off onto this little rest area on the information superhighway and your question will be answered.

People are best at what they want to do most. They always have energy, motivation, and satisfaction in that thing. Some people sort of end up doing something else on the side while they do that one thing. Bree is not one of those people. She had many opportunities to do a whole bunch of different things, she went on a mission, went to college, had a few fun jobs that she enjoyed and was really good at. But when it came right down to it, she really just wanted to be a mother.


I sort of hesitate to write this, but you all may think that you are the best mom, or have the best mom, or know the best mom, but unless one of those people is Bree, you are wrong. I can back this up scientifically. I have been sneaking little bits of DNA from all of you over the years, and now that I have access to all the technology to do it, I have analyzed it and found the following:

#1 in the run is a salt water salmon, (NEVER let them babysit your kids) and you are probably saying that number 12 is Bree, nope, she is #13. I know, huh? But that is science! Genetics here people, you can't argue.

I also took a poll, here are the results:
One of you just can't get past the salmon. Some of you don't realize that Mother Theresa really wasn't a mom, and as for the rest of you, you got it ok.

Bree gets the most fulfillment out of her kids. She loves to teach them and play with them and is always concerned and focused on making sure that they are getting the best of everything that they can have. She reads to them and only lets them watch the very finest of cartoons.

Some of you may be saying "Well hey, I can bury my head in the sand and divorce myself from all reality and keep thinking that I am/have/know the greatest mother of all time, and it is not Bree." I am not finished.

I know that you all are regular readers of our blog and have seen many pictures of our kids. Who in the heck do you think made those? (the pictures AND the kids) Any one of you? No way. And there is more:

Look at how amazingly beautiful she is:

You can't compete, you may be some kind of nice looking, but Bree is the only radiantly stunning woman (with or without makeup) on the face of this here Earth. Crap, let's face it: I have seen a whole bunch of people at their best and Bree after 20+ hours of child birth, no one stands a chance.

Now, I don't want any sort of whining out of any of you. If you have someone you think is better than Bree, you just go ahead and do your own Southern Blots and run your own dang polls, because I know the truth. I have the greatest right here. The rest of you, I know you would like to know the best angle to put your solar panels so that they can catch the best rays of what is shining right out of Bree: NOW you have got it.




We love you Bree, especially on this Mothers Day.








(Mom, please don't hit me when we come visit... and Kay, I know you will hit me no matter what I put. The rest of you I am not afraid of.)