The big 6.

Oh yeah, Bree and I have been hitched 6 years now. Nearing those double digits soon. So here we sit in steamy St. George, sickly and stuck. I always like to make some kind of note for Bree on these types of days, so here is this years:

Inspired by that semi-annoying Bare Naked Ladies song.

If I had a million dollars to spend on Bree right now, it would go a little sumpin' lika dis:

Bree's "Dream House" in Kirksville. $185,000.00

Brand new, no holds barred, Honda van: $48,000.00

She has always wanted to be on What Not To Wear. So I would pay them, cause there is no way that she would qualify on her own to be there: i figure about $10,000.00 for the hosts to take her out and I would double the shows allowance for another $10,000.00 and to pay or the rest of what it would cost I would fork over another 10 grand, just to round it out.

She has eyeballed one of these:
http://www.mvagustausa.com/web-mvagusta/F4-1000S_1_1_06.html
another $45,000.00

Pay off all our debts... some more, lets just say $30,000.00. We don't owe that much, but I like to plan ahead.

I would buy her a Hibachi restaurant. What do those cost? $200,000.00?

She wants a big TV, so maybe one of Sony's nice ones $10,000.00 once we get the speakers and stuff.

Her *grumble grumble* Macintosh. $6,000.00 once we fancy the pants off of it.

Make-up and other bling type accessories. Like the watch that she always says she wants, or a necklace... don't let her fool you, she doesn't wear them, so once she figures that out she might have gone through about another 10 G's.

I would then get her a work out room, full of weights, mirrors and all the cardio stuff she could through a stick towards. What around $60,000.00?

Hot tub. $30,000.00.

Laz-e-boy leather recliner. $8,000.00 (I'm making up most of the costs here).

A new cell phone that is somehow grafted onto her body, never to be lost, set down, sucked on, or dropped again. With all the minutes she wants. $1,000.00

Whew, I haven't even scratched the surface of the million, but you get the idea. There is nothing too good for my wife of my life. I would just give her the rest and let her go hog wild.

I love you sweetheart. Someday I will get you something nice for our anniversary. Promise.